Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Rhapsody: To slay the mighty, great and glorious dragon which honourably bears the unholy symbol of the five flaming crossed swords!

Hammerfall: To come to the home of the brave!

Iron Maiden: It was afraid of the dark.

W.A.S.P.: To fuck something.

Manowar: TO FIGHT SIDE BY SIDE WITH THOR'S MIGHTY MINIONS!!! To rock, drink and ****... AND BE METALLLLLLLLLLL! If the chicken is not into metal, it is NOT MY FRIEND!

Annihilator: Chicken isn't it frightening, chicken aren't you scared...?

Yngwie Malmsteen: TO UNLEASH THE ****IN' FJURRRY!!!!

Ozzy: Chicken gather in their masses... just like witches at black masses...

Metallica: To sue other chicken for crossing his road!

Amon Amarth: TO RIDE FOR VENGEANCE, FIGHT FOR HONOUR, GLORY, DIE IN FIRE!

Sonata Arctica: Chicken, my darling, i'm writing to you, tell me that you still love me, whore...

Helloween: To be friends with the other chicken! WEEEEE! Chicken don't come easy!


Saxon: WAS IT WEARIN DENIM, WEARIN LEATHER?

Dream Theater: To look another way and not find it there

Immortal: To enter the necrotic frostbitten gates of blashyrkh... mighty grim avendark...

Bal-Sagoth: To enter the cosmic power in its vast void of empty nothingness and swoosh within the astral forces of the northern something.. BLODU OK JARNA!

Bruce Dickinson: He didnt want to be in a band with an Italian drummer. TO THROW ITSELF INTO THE SEA!

Mayhem: To worship satan!

Arch Enemy: It needs your flesh...

Joe Satriani: "tiruli triruliliruliiiiiiiiiiiiii
ChchchchchchtrilululilialuariaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA eeeeeeeeeeauauauauaua *solo*"

Dimmu Borgir: Chicken is war, chicken is pain, chicken is all you've ever slain, he is tears in your eyes, he's the bringer of the blight...

Blind Guardian: ACROSS THE STREET IT WILL BELIEVE (back vokal: ACROSS THE STREET IT WILL BE FREE!)

Venom: Chicken is in league with Satan!

Iced Earth: Saviour to his own, chicken to some,chickenkind falls, something wicked comes!

Angra: To carry on!

Edguy: To fly to the skies of no return.

Hammerfall: It crossed the road on a metal motorbike.

la care adaug:

AC/DC: to salute you!

Led Zeppeliin: Oooooohhh..baby baby baby baby...

Pink Floyd: to leave the kids alone

Black Sabbath: to learn how to loooove, and forget how to haaate

Jim Morison: to light my fire

Judas Priest: to break the law

Iron Maiden: to kil...the unborn in the wounuuuud

Guns N Roses: to get in the ring! get in the ring! get in the ring...

Rolling Stones: to get satisfaction

Van Halen: to dance in a girly way wearing pink spandex pants and lace (fuck glam 'metal')

W.A.S.P. - to be somebody, be somebody soooon

Motorhead: it was out on parole

romanesti...

Iris: sa nu crezi ce-ti spune acum

Cargo: sa-si bage mintile-n cap

Phoenix: ca asa vrea Nicu Covaci

Negura Bunget: Graaaaahhhh Iaaaaaarhhhh Zhiuaaaaajjjj

Trooper: pentru Iriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis

Altar: ca la noi totul e posibil

gata...m-am plictisit :P, variante sunt o gramada
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